This Is Not Cocaine Chalk Bag (Black)

Let’s be real—gym chalk kinda looks like something... else. But don’t worry, this bag is 100% legal and 100% ready to keep your hands dry for those heavy lifts. Whether you’re hitting PRs or just trying to keep a grip on life, this chalk bag has your back.

✅ Holds your chalk, not your secrets
✅ Durable, lightweight, and easy to carry
✅ Guaranteed to make people do a double take

Get yours and let the gym rumors begin. 😏